I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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