Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
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I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
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You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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