Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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