In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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