Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
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we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
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Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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