just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
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we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
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she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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