She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
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I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
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his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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