They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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