Pappa wants mamma naked
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
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There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
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every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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