are you so shy because you have an std?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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