office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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