Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
