I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
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Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
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Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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