i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
there was a trapeze. enough said
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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