Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
tell me about the fingering
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