How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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