I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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