I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
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I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
did you just send me my own nude
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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