just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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