this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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