I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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