Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
i drank out of a bidet.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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