just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
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Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Sorry my hands just texted you
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Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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