dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
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It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
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we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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