Sry I called you an 8
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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