it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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