lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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