are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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