You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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