Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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