I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
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Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
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side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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