i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I bet he comes in French.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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