So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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