Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
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We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
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Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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