my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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