Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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