I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
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The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
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I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
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