I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
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this will be a night to untag.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
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If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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