I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
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Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
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Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Of course I have a pirate flag
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I think people are normalizing furries
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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