chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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