lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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