I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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