If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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