alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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