I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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