found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
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masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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