I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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