my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
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I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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