Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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