You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
im holly from the hills drunk
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
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Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
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is that a dick in a sweater?
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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