A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
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I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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