check it out our google latitudes are spooning
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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