i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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