im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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