the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Randomize
