i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
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dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
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I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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